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animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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Anonymous: Okay then. What are your kinks? What did you think when you saw your bf naked for the first time? Favourite position? 

Oh yay thank you.

The only kinks I think I have are my love of BDSM and power play. Like I love the sub/dom dynamic in sex. I love that my boyfriend calls me a slut while he’s fucking me. Or he’ll grab my throat or pull my hair. And just rough sex in general.

Hmm when was the first time I saw him naked… I saw his dick on our first date haha. Oh and he sent me nudes before we even met. And I was like damn he is hot. Like he seriously has a great booty, far better than mine.

My favorite position is laying on my side getting fucked from behind (don’t know if that has an actual name) and any variations on doggy style really.

basedgods-cold-hands:

basedgods-cold-hands:

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

arguably my best post

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I wish I actually got asks asking about my sex life and kinks and all that since I actually have a sex life now and I find that shit interesting.

I wish I could just order a nice ass from Amazon